Well, since there's no way in hell that you'll actually hire me to do any writing, at least I have your attention and can share the BEST OF MY COPYWRITING. It's sad, really, but it's all I can come up with.
Click to see such classics as:
"No job too big, no job too small, no job too medium." (Our Motto)
"Keep it moving, you can't sleep in here."
"This is not very accurate because it is late at night."
"We will design your logos real awesomely. Oh yes."
"Cleanse my scalp of dandruff, O Lord."
"Is that a big E or are you just glad to see us?"
"Don't call him Ishmael. He hates that."
"Alas, there will be no midget monkeys or free liquor."
"There will be yodeling, sweatpant wearing and beard growing."
"Wonder Twin Powers, Activate!"*
*Technically, this isn't mine. I wish it was.
For actual serious awesome copywriting, there's only one Wayne Geyer.
