How do we do it? It's not rocket surgery after all! This section explains it in a mildly amusing manner, offering you temporary relief from the unbearable dullness that is your job.

Caution: Our artists are experts in the field of art, not cartography. Their highly developed skllls may result in
limited knowledge of actual geography. Their maps should not be relied upon in matters of international political
strategy or as a serious navigational tool.